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Post by tiffanylynn on Aug 27, 2007 14:59:43 GMT -5
A doctor was addressing a large audience. "The food we are consuming is killing us. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all that we all have eaten, or will eat.
Would anyone care to guess what food causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet, a little old man in the front row raised his hand and said, "Wedding cake?"
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Post by spector551 on Aug 28, 2007 13:15:26 GMT -5
This joke was just great. Having just been a part of an agonizing split after 10 years, it really made me laugh!
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Post by tiffanylynn on Aug 28, 2007 22:52:30 GMT -5
Glad it helped!! I know about nasty divorces. I've been there too. I swore I'd never do that again. Well, I just got married again this April. The only difference..............I didn't have wedding cake. Let's see if that works.........lol
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Post by spector551 on Aug 29, 2007 16:37:27 GMT -5
Holy Cow! That may be the secret!! I'll have to remember that
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