Ray-LA Spirits
Rookie
LaSpirits Co-Director & Southeastern Case Manager
Posts: 38
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Post by Ray-LA Spirits on May 31, 2007 22:40:14 GMT -5
Confusious say he who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger
Confusious say he who set lawnmower blade up more far, get too high on weed.
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jay
Rookie
lash pa la patat suc-- Pecan Due
Posts: 14
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Post by jay on Jun 1, 2007 22:55:53 GMT -5
...he who run in front of moving truck gets tired
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Post by Brad-LaSpirits on Jun 1, 2007 23:12:20 GMT -5
I have a few....
Virginity is like bubble, one prick all gone
Man who jump on bed springs this spring have off spring next spring
Man who sit on jelly jar get ass in jam
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot
Man who run through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangc@ck
Man who fish in other man well, catch crab
Man with hand in pocket feel thingyy all day
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give woman upright organ
Man with one chopstick go hungry
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails
Man who eat many prunes sit on toilet many moons
Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk
Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night
It takes many nails to build crib but only one screw to fill it
Man who drive like hell bound to get there
Man who fart in church sit in own pew
Crowded elevator smell different to midget
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